1. My friends are weirdos. Cute weirdos, but still.

     
  2. My family.

     
  3. I WAS GETTING INTO MY CAR AND I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED THIS OREO CUPCAKE ON THE CAR FLOOR AND THE FLOOR IS SO DIRTY AND I COULDN’T TELL WHAT IS DIRT AND WHAT IS OREO DELICIOUSNESS.

    I ATE IT ANYWAY.

    I HAVE SOME DIRT IN MY TEETH.

     
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  6. Me: Sarah and I are doing a Color Run on Friday!

    Boyfriend: “These colors don’t run” - the US of goddamn A

    Me: Which is hilarious because people turn their laundry pink with red clothes.

    Boyfriend: That’s how communism works. Goddamn red mix themselves with pure, hardworking people and end up making them pinkos.

    Me: Oh my god no.

    Boyfriend: I just compared laundry to communism. Bow to me, analogy, for I am your god.

     
  7. I did a couples photoshoot of my friends today and for about two seconds they would be super cute and basically a J. Crew catalog…and then they would be themselves.

     

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  9. I have a pretty awesome backpack.

     

  10. TINY HAMSTERS. TINY BURRITOS. BIG CHEEKS. BIG CUTENESS

     
  11. MY BEST FRIENDS ARE THE BESTEST. INFINITY. DOUBLE INFINITY. INFINITY TIMES INFINITY TO THE POWER OF INFINITY.