Me: Sarah and I are doing a Color Run on Friday!
Boyfriend: “These colors don’t run” - the US of goddamn A
Me: Which is hilarious because people turn their laundry pink with red clothes.
Boyfriend: That’s how communism works. Goddamn red mix themselves with pure, hardworking people and end up making them pinkos.
Me: Oh my god no.
Boyfriend: I just compared laundry to communism. Bow to me, analogy, for I am your god.